Teddy

Chief Security Pawfficer – Anchorage Office

My name’s Teddy, the fur-nomenal Chief Security Pawfficer here at the Anchorage office. I take my duties very seriously—greeting visitors with an enthusiastic sniff-down, providing top-tier emotional support during those extra-long meetings, and keeping the team safe from rogue delivery drivers (someone has to do it). When I’m not busy patrolling the halls or napping strategically in sunbeams, I’m out there boosting morale with surprise zoomies, tail wags, and enforcing mandatory play breaks like a true professional. I also run an elite snack reconnaissance program and have successfully identified which hoomans are the easiest to charm into giving extra treats (my success rate is impressive). Office life is pretty paw-some. I get belly rubs on demand, unlimited ear scritches, and a benefits package that includes at least one “Who’s a good boy?” per hour. I wouldn’t trade this gig for all the tennis balls in Alaska.